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Imagine the parade; Stephen F. “The Onion” Kislock, III (SFK); Beaver County Times; February 14, 2018.
Most of SFK’s 80+ letters over the last 14 years have been Republican-bashing exercises, though he sometimes goes after Democrats for his pet causes. Sometime during 2009 Mr. Kislock became an in-house commentator for Beaver County Reds, though it’s been some time since he’s written there. Please follow this link to learn more about Beaver County Reds. You may also remember SFK appears to believe “The Onion” is a real news source. SFK went on hiatus between June 2013 and July 2014. The last SFK letter I reviewed was entitled “Our vacationer in chief.”
Below is a review of the subject letter.
“President Donald Trump’s parade will have him driving the lead tank in the largest and greatest parade in the history of mankind/America.
“In between waving to his adoring fans/subjects, he let’s [sic] loose a few rounds into the Supreme Court building. The crowd responds with cheers. Generalissimo Trump smiles and rolls on.
“He’s overheard saying, ‘It’s my parade. Sue me.’”
[RWC] SFK apparently forgot this happened already, almost, kind of. <g>
How could anyone forget the video of Michael Dukakis (D) riding in an M1A1 Abrams battle tank during his 1988 presidential campaign?
“The neo-Nazis and white supremacists are ecstatic.”
[RWC] Blah, blah, blah.
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